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WELL FUCKING FIX IT

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I woke up this morning and said to myself, you know, I really want a cupcake decorated with vaginas—but not just any vaginas. Vaginas in neon colors.

Mohammed, Ali and the others will explain “their assessment of American foreign policy,” Fenstermaker said. “Their assessment is negative,” he said.

Wait—fucking terrorists have a “negative assessment” of American foreign policy? What a surprise.

If I were Blanche’s Lincoln’s Chief of Staff, my advice to her would be as follows: 1. Vote for cloture.
2. Vote against the bill itself.
3. Articulate this position clearly.
4. And then Shut The Hell Up.

You hear that, Blanche Lincoln? SHUT THE FUCK UP.

See if you can guess what drug these folks are lining up to obtain.

via Tamara

They obviously then started up the conversations, and started talking about Brett Favre. They soon learned about Favre going to the Vikings, and things just started going downhill from there.

Detainees at Camp in Iraq Use Favre To Tease Wisconsin Soldiers

sailingfanblues:

Dear Senator,

I am a fellow Jewish-American concerned about international terrorism. I find it deeply disturbing, however, that you would at the beginning of your session ostensibly convened to investigate the tragedy at Ft. Hood label that event “home-grown terrorism.” This is irresponsible. First, as the investigation is incomplete, one cannot assess motive. Second, current developments point to Hassan believing he was waging a military action; this is different than terrorism.

By labeling this event “terrorism,” you are not only leaving the facts behind to pursue a hawkish agenda, but also, in all likelihood, endangering the well-being of Muslim civilians and soldiers. Stoking social flames may yield potent political theatre (and media coverage), but it also has real-world effects.

I would suggest you keep your opinions to yourself until an investigation is complete.

Thank you,
Zachary Kaplan
Los Angeles, CA

Thank God someone is finally taking on Al Franken.

Fantastic Mr. Fox Review

what-it-do:

It wasn’t bad, but it was a tad unrealistic. For example, Foxes cannot talk, do not wear clothes, and cannot drive motorcycles (even with a sidecar).

Welp, see ya!

I’d say this review really gets at the heart of the problems I had with this movie—another thing is that in real life, I don’t think foxes and badgers are friends. Overall, B-.