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Anonymous asked: Billy Cundiff's face was streaked with tears. He stood alone in his kitchen, chopping onions.

Suddenly, the doorbell rang. It was the Illuminati. They handed him a suitcase. “Thanks, Billy… or should I say Agent Wolf?” they said. Agent Wolf was Billy’s Illuminati name. The Illuminati paid him to throw the Ravens playoff game. Cundiff smiled as he counted his money, which had been in the suitcase. “I’ll use this money to buy a scooter,” he told the Illuminati, as he smiled.

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