Hurrah Superman Is A Blogger Now!
“To return MXYZPTLK to the 5th Dimension I must make him TREND on TWITTER. But HOW – when nobody can even TYPE his name right?”
“Jimmy, NO! Those ancient KEYWORDS you found – they were a SPELL! To summon GOLB the Anti-Blog – the ONE FOE my SUPER-POSTING can’t face.”
“Gasp – my powers – the product sample Lex sent to key influentials was… KRYPTONITE. Clark Kent must lower his Klout score – OR SUPERMAN DIES”
“HAW HAW! Fight, Superman, Fight! But know this – every time you hit LULZOR THE LIVING TROLL he becomes… STRONGER!”
“Gasp! I’ve instagrammed my Fortress of Solitude to the WRONG account. When Lois sees it – she’ll KNOW I’m Superman”
“That BRAINIAC app is dangerous – those kids are ‘checking in’ TO DOOM. But they’ll just LOL at Superman – this is a job for CLARK KENT”
“NOOO – that costumed fascist can’t be ME!! Unless – I’ve landed on EARTH-C, the dimension where COMMENTS ARE REAL”
